I bet everyone's keen to hear what's been going on. Grab some popcorn and I'll tell you a story.

Don't worry, I'll wait.

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EHEM!

If you keep an eye on this site, you'll know that Spooky Spenny has run off to the not so far yet not so close east. Off to dabble in mysteries that would drive the average person to the edges of madness. Don't worry about ol' Spenny though. He's already certifiably fucking nuts. He'll be fine. Before he ran off, he left us the keys to the laboratory and a note on the fridge:

Don't fuck anything up.

And don't drink my beers.

I hate you all,

Spooky Spenny

Fiendish and I both knew he was being a bit facetious and drank his beer anyways. Then we got to the task at hand of laying the ground work for some new mad science. We rounded up a couple innocent victims tossed them in a holding pen and thought nothing more of it. Doing mad science without your resident Mad Scientist is treacherous work and Spooky Spenny is the one who majored in Necrobiology at Arkham Mas. So we'll leave how to enact our plans to him. I've always been more of a big picture kinda ghoul anyways. 

After a few nights of toddling around the lab The Belle from Hell decided she was going to pack up her manslave and head south for a couple weeks. She was pretty vague on what she'd be getting up to, so I can only assume that meant she'd be killing sex crazed teenagers somewhere in the woods, maybe boiling their skin off or something. What a gal!

That just left Fiendish, myself and a very bored looking Axeman. We decided we may as well let him out of his cage for a couple weeks too; so we gave him $50, a box of condoms, some A&W coupons and a sharpened axe. Last we saw of him he was running out of the lab gibbering away to himself. I'm pretty confident he's capable of finding his way back.

So here we are. You're now up to date. But, what's next you ask? Since we're hard at work on some new evil science we're going to remain out of sight until the end of August . When the time is right though . . . oh my!

At the end of summer new merch is going to be coming out. The old "Dead is Better" shirts are all gone and will not be reprinted, instead THREE new types of shirts are going to be available to you, as well as a new-old CD with all our studio tracks on one handy dandy disc. 

And here's how it'll go down:

September we're rejoining forces with The New Jacobin Club and the Angry Teeth Freakshow to conduct a couple days of rock and roll horror  business across Saskatchewan. Dates TBA.

Halloween we'll be at home in Calgary for our annual birthday show promoted by Wasted Talent. Lineup and location TBA.

Now you know. 

That is all.